Meet the Cast
West Coast Pharmaceuticals – Where IT Horror Stories Come to Life
Robert T. Attwood
CEO
58 years old
Up by noon. Rules with an iron fist for 3 hours daily. Wealthy from doorknob empire. Usually found attempting to woo the ladies or reminiscing with his old business partner Saul.
Andrea Starling
Vice President & COO
50 years old
High school dropout turned executive. Functioning alcoholic. Ex-wife of the CEO (which explains the job). Overpaid for her qualifications, but hey, connections matter.
Ruby Benson
Sales Manager
50 years old
Company veteran since 2008. Dedicated employee. Wine connoisseur who jets to Europe twice yearly for vineyard tours. Married with three dogs.
Lisa Harlow
Coder, IT
34 years old
Analytical genius. Married with three kids (twins Alex and Aaron, daughter Charlotte). Extremely punctual. Easily annoyed by illogical people.
Steve Hillman
Junior Programmer & IT Assistant
19 years old
High-functioning, mildly autistic. Almost too smart for his own good. Opinionated to a fault. Comes across as arrogant to others.
Claire Andrews
Finance Manager
32 years old
Graduated everything early. Masters by 22. Ambitious enough to run the whole show someday. Quote: “I don’t tolerate stupidity.”
Chris Reeves
Graphic Designer
26 years old
Full of himself. Thinks he’s the best designer on the planet (he’s not). Deeply insecure. Smokes, drinks, repeat.
Sofie McDowell
Sales Assistant Manager
69 years old
Dreams of retirement but can’t afford it. Smart, quirky, and unfailingly loyal. Counting down the days.
Nikki Stadler
VP of IT/Programmers
38 years old
The CEO’s daughter. Bumbling buffoon extraordinaire. Subordinates explain things repeatedly. Future Walmart greeter if she ever loses this gig.
Claire Williams
Sales
64 years old
Lovely old lady who despises technology. Would live without computers if possible. Opens multiple IT tickets weekly for the same issues. Everything happens to her.
Laura Moffet
Buyer
52 years old
Complete idiot. Annoying AF. Dislikes everyone, especially herself. Very religious and very vocal about it. Computer crashes, headsets break, repeat.
James Fisk
Sales
38 years old
Office dick. Nobody likes him. Chauvinist pig. Gambler. Very vocal. But he’s the top salesperson, so his job is bulletproof.